The patient is always tight, right? An excited wife
runs into her husband’s office, and she says she knows, absolutely feels, that
she is ovulating and needs to have sex right then. The doctor can’t dissuade
her – after all, her psychic told her to go bang her husband right away! And
so, they do, right on his desk. And it’s great.
In a conversation that likely has happened a
million times over, a woman decides that she’s done talking: She wants to have
a baby, right now. It isn’t as though a conversation would have changed the
mind of such a fertile and horny girl, and her husband is more than willing
after a hot and heavy makeout session to give into primal instinct.
What is a son to do with such a hot and horny
mother who finds the question of birth control to mean she’s going to get her
offspring’s virile spunk shot up inside her? I mean, if anything actually
happens, she could just say that it was his father’s baby, right? Not that they
needed much reasoning to do some good old fashioned inbreeding.
Now this one is somewhat interesting. The first
half has ominous music as a woman, though obviously not what she appears to be,
stalks around the viewer and eventually paralyzes him. Then she hovers overtop
him, speaking in his mind (through subtitles) that her race created humans as
breeding backups, and now she needed to save her species by bearing a
human-hybrid baby. Gives me some ideas for some interesting alien tales!
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