Have a Horny, Porny Christmas

Have a horny, porny Christmas

It’s the best breeding time all year

Now I don’t know when she'll show

But take her hard right here

Have a horny, porny Christmas

And take her ‘neath the sheets

Make her moan and groan for bone

And give her twat some treats

 

Uh oh, the condoms though

Won’t catch all of that seed

Pump her full so she will know

That she was meant to breed

 

Have a horny, porny Christmas

And in case for more she pled

Hold her tight and fuck her right till this Christmas

She’s bred

Uh oh, the pills she bought

I think they’re gone, my dear

Shoot your shot, so clothes will not

Fit her belly next year

 

Have a horny, porny Christmas

And in case she wants some more

Kiss the bright lips and fertile hips of your Christmas

Bred whore